Say Hello To P3 AKA Lunchables for Adults
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin If you were born post-1975, there’s a pretty good chance that your parents threw a couple of Lunchables your way while you were growing up. In 1988 Oscar Mayer...
View ArticleSnakes In A Cab (Alternate Title: The Biggest Jerk EVER)
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin New York Cab driver/ Stunt Queen Jimmy Failla has a new book out all about his adventures driving a cab. To promote the release, and slither into our collective...
View Article18 Hilarious Food Name Fails
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Get a load of these unfortunately named foodstuffs! And my favorite, the winner for truth in advertising: Regardless of the terrible titles, I’d still hit 99% of them....
View ArticleWe Tried It: Hot Dog Stuffed Pizza
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Lover Fo’ Life is home from his business trip abroad and is safely back in the states. While away, he informed me that Dominos Scotland had a knock-off of Pizza Hut’s...
View ArticleHere’s the First Trailer For “Dumb and Dumber To” (AKA The Greatest Movie...
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Dumb and Dumber To, stars Jeff Daniels and Jim Carrey reprising their roles as Lloyd and Harry, the dynamic dumbos. Last night on The Tonight Show, a trailer for the...
View ArticleWhat a Load of Crap: Japanese Museum Exhibit All About Poop
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Happy Monday, y’all! Kiss your awesome weekend goodbye and say hello to 5 days of soul crushing drudgery. But just because you feel like a pile of dog turds and your...
View ArticleChocolate Toothpaste: Go Home Crest, You’re Drunk
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Good oral hygiene. In addition to being the cornerstone of health and beauty, a bright and shining smile is the quickest way to get a random stranger to buy you a wine...
View ArticleSerial Pooper Attacks Swedish Toilets
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin If there’s one thing this site is known for, it’s BEING CLASSY. 9 times out of 10, you’ll find me pinky up expounding upon distinguished subjects such as: fart jokes,...
View ArticleCoat of Many Murders (Alternate Title: Cat Lovers Gonna Hate)
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin PETA members and animal rights advocates, you’re going to want to skip this post today. In lieu of reading the following inflammatory drivel, why not instead go play...
View ArticleClass Up Your Day: Here’s Bill Gates, Drinking Poop Water
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Bill Gates, my vote for world’s greatest citizen, is doing remarkable things for the developing world. In addition to building wells, providing medicine, and vowing to...
View ArticleHow To Lose 10 Pounds in 3 Days!!!
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin What if I told you that you could lose TEN POUNDS in just THREE DAYS? This Easter your hamhocks won’t have to shimmy into that ill-fitting pastel number, because come...
View ArticleHot Skittles: Coming to a Trash Can Near You
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin It’s safe to say that (so far) 2017 has been the year of terrible decisions. Even popular culture, our brief respite from the soul-crushing day-to-day machinations of...
View ArticleBloody Gross (Alternate Title: Nailed It!)
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Saturday, Love Fo’ Life and I are heading back to Kenya for what is sure to be an awe-inspiring trip. Like last summer, we will be heading up into the mountains to...
View ArticleSleazin’ Greetings!
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Hello there my dearest readers! It’s your negligent and half-witted pal Cribsy, dropping back in to plop some steaming nonsense down your chimneys! With Christmas less...
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